Bucket List

So I was reading through old notes of mine on Facebook, and I found my bucket list. It made me laugh for probably five solid minutes, so here it is:

1. Go to a Yankees vs. Red Sox game in Boston. Sit in the Monster Seats and have beer thrown on me by an angry Red Sox fan. Beating him senseless is optional but suggested.

2. Go to baseball games at every Major League ballpark by the time I'm thirty.

3. Road trip across America and back.

4. Write a scary supernatural thriller, see it published, and mail a signed copy to each of my old teachers at PCC.

5. Play bass (and maybe even sing) for an intense rock band, maybe called Blunt Force Trauma, with my buddies Josh and Shane. Record at least one album and sell it on iTunes. Play at Water Street. Sign at least one forehead.

6. Own a brand new car at some point in my life.

7. Start a family and watch my kids succeed.

8. Teach aforementioned kids to play baseball. Coach their teams.

9. Write something that changes lives.

10. Be interviewed on the news.

11. Do at least one stand-up comedy show. Spencer will probably be in on this.

12. Own a dog and, when I have teenagers, teach him to pee on my daughters' boyfriends.

13. Interview a member of the Yankees.

14. Write a Hollywood screenplay.

15. Be able to wrestle one of the Karnes brothers and win. (These don't actually have to be physically possible, right?)

16. Prove to someone that the Bible is true.